Our central database is sad, which leads to disruptions in several inworld services, such as teleports, search and profiles not working, logins and transactions failing.
Please do not attempt any transactions with non-copy items at this time.
Excuse me? “Our central database is sad”?
How often have Google’s databases failed under their load, hmm?
If Google’s databases did underperform, how do you think Google would describe it? As “sad”?