Author: Otenth

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One year of blog analytics

Just over a year ago, I installed Google analytics code here, and the other day I took a look at a year of statistics. (Tenth Life is, make no mistake, a low-traffic site, but I love numbers anyway.) I’m always pleased to be reminded of the international scope of [our favorite virtual world], even though I’ve made no particular effort to take advantage of the opportunities that presents, beyond being pleased that my friends in Caledon come from so many places. The popularity of the post summarizing the first few of Torley Linden’s video tutorials was a pleasant surprise. I am grateful, as always, that the prodigiously helpful Natalia has a link to me. And I do wonder who lives in Lille.

A year of statistics

  • 3,640 visitors
  • 8,663 pageviews
  • 71% of visitors visited only once
  • 13 people (two of whom are undoubtedly me, once from home, once from work) have visited 101-200 times
  • 46% Firefox
  • 42% Internet Explorer
  • 6% Safari
  • 79% Windows
  • 18% Macintosh
  • 2% Linux

top posts:

  1. Torley’s tips toned down
  2. Caledon titles
  3. Beautiful places
  4. 100 people in a void sim
  5. Broadly offensive
  6. Wyre Warming Day
  7. SL statistics as percentage of country population

top referring sites:

  1. secondlife.com
  2. slnatalia.blogspot.com (now mermaiddiaries.com)
  3. blog.secondlife.com (that’s Torley’s tips, no doubt)
  4. del.icio.us
  5. caledonforums.com

81 Countries

  1. United States (every state except South Dakota and Delaware)
  2. United Kingdom
  3. Canada
  4. France (half the visits are from Lille)
  5. Germany
  6. Australia
  7. Netherlands
  8. Japan
  9. Spain
  10. Italy

8 visits from Africa: Egypt (2), South Africa (2), Algeria, Tunisia, Mauritius, Tanzania

1,285 cities

  1. London
  2. Pittsburgh
  3. Rochester
  4. New York
  5. Lille
  6. Malden
  7. San Francisco
  8. Los Angeles
  9. Melbourne
  10. Seattle

(Boston and Somerville were excluded from the list.)

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Delicious parody

At the snarky new blog “Are we not men?” Hawk ponders Life by Xcite!

Do you ever wake up and feel like your life is totally scripted, and you are just the actor hired to play the role? I do on occasion. I have decided that rather than try to fight it, I am going to hire better writers. Who more fitting than the wonderful Xcite! staff to script my life?

It’s a very funny take on doing the dishes.

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Lovely, rich conversation

Last night I had the pleasure of hosting Sir JJ Drinkwater and Dame Kghia Gherardi at Ormsby Hall for totally delightful conversation at my monthly salon. No photos to show, but I can share the poem Dame Kghia contributed, by Mr Thomas Hardy:

Neutral Tones

We stood by a pond that winter day,
And the sun was white, as though chidden of God,
And a few leaves lay on the starving sod,
—They had fallen from an ash, and were gray.

Your eyes on me were as eyes that rove
Over tedious riddles solved years ago;
And some words played between us to and fro—
On which lost the more by our love.

The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing
Alive enough to have strength to die;
And a grin of bitterness swept thereby
Like an ominous bird a-wing…

Since then, keen lessons that love deceives,
And wrings with wrong, have shaped to me
Your face, and the God-curst sun, and a tree,
And a pond edged with grayish leaves.

The contrast with Miss Rossetti’s poem made for wonderful discussion.

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January salon

Tomorrow (Tuesday, 15 January) evening at 5 p.m., SLT, Ormsby Hall on Little West Sniggery island in Caledon Murdann will once again be open for conversation. This month’s starting point is a poem by Christina Rossetti, the notable Pre-Raphaelite poet.

In the Bleak Midwinter (1872)

In the bleak midwinter
Frosty wind made moan,
Earth stood hard as iron,
Water like a stone;
Snow had fallen,
Snow on snow,
Snow on snow,
In the bleak midwinter,
Long ago.

Our God, heaven cannot hold him,
Nor earth sustain;
Heaven and earth shall flee away
When he comes to reign;
In the bleak midwinter
A stable place sufficed
The Lord God incarnate,
Jesus Christ.

Enough for him, whom Cherubim
Worship night and day
A breast full of milk
And a manger full of hay.
Enough for him, whom angels
Fall down before,
The ox and ass and camel
which adore.

Angels and archangels
May have gathered there,
Cherubim and seraphim
Thronged the air;
But his mother only,
In her maiden bliss,
Worshipped the Beloved
With a kiss.

What can I give him,
Poor as I am?
If I were a shepherd
I would bring a lamb,
If I were a wise man
I would do my part,
Yet what I can I give Him —
Give my heart.

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Royal Orcadian Bank

Part of my end-of-year entertainment was creating the 2007 Royal Orcadian Bank mint. This inaugural minting comprises a one mark coin, a one krone banknote, and a ten kroner banknote. Produced in a limited run of ten editions, the 2007 mint is presented in a keepsake wallet. The series is reproduced here for your enjoyment. (Click on the wallet to see the currency.)

(It should go without saying, but in this time of upheaval in the virtual world “banking” sector I will note that the Royal Orcadian Bank issues currency of no objective worth, which is traded on no financial markets, accepts no deposits, makes no investments, and thus pays no interest.)

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Very poor marketing

I’m posting about the Harlequin novelist a second time because the only way to make a comment on the press release is to give them a trackback to a web page. My first post was too indirect to serve as a good response.

A romance novelist apparently has a book series (of two) with a Victorian female detective. A site called PR Web has a press release about it: Author – and Her Victorian Creations – Come Alive in Second Life

In addition to live question and answer opportunities, book aficionados and Victorian enthusiasts can participate in the upcoming Victorian Ball, to be held on Thursday, January 24th at the ACTIV8 complex. The overall aim of the Second Life promotional campaign is to bring new and existing readers of Raybourn’s novels and fans of Victoriana together in an environment that allows for community interaction with the author, while immersing attendees in the world of the novel.

Harlequin’s hosting the event in Second Life is a natural fit since the publisher continues to seek innovative means to reach out to readers and because ‘Silent in the Sanctuary’ is a novel set in the Victorian era, which is very popular with Second Life residents.

Second Life marketing agency TheSLAgency is handling all of the technical and marketing aspects of the program, including re-creating several key creative features of the book’s setting and plot items.

This would be of note only as a moderately interesting Victorian event in SL, were it not that SLAgency has done such a spectacularly poor job of marketing the events, which transforms it into a perfect target of ridicule.

As an active member of the Independent State of Caledon (a group with over 700 members, an active internet forum, wiki, and innumerable blogs), I had never heard of this marketing effort until I came across a tangential reference to the press release somewhere. Neither had my compatriots, and I’d wager that none of the residents of Antiquity, Steelhead, or Babbage had either. It certainly doesn’t speak highly of a marketing agency when they miss a community not only situated squarely in their target audience but that has been highlighted in a variety of guides to Second Life. It’s not like we’re hard to find.

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Under the radar

Whatever “radar” is. I was bemused by this press release from Harlequin (as in the romance publisher): Author – and Her Victorian Creations – Come Alive in Second Life – SMP

Deanna Raybourn, author of Silent in the Sanctuary, the latest novel featuring Victorian sleuth Lady Julia Grey, will be making a series of special interactive appearances in the 3D virtual world of Second Life throughout January.

One event was last night, and there’s a ball scheduled for the 24th.

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New Years Honours

CENTRAL CHANCERY OF THE ORDERS OF KNIGHTHOOD

Aahus, Wyre

1 January 2008

The JARL has been graciously pleased to signify his intention of conferring the Honour of Knighthood upon the undermentioned:

Ancient Order of the Key

Miss nox Pinion, for public service.

Order of Merit of Saint Gall

Mr Gamboge Skall, for services to finance.

Heidrun Award

Mrs Prudence Weatherwax, for services to animals.

Press Summary

Dame nox Pinion, AOK, graciously and selflessly stepped into the role of Estate Manager during a time of need in Orcadia. Dame nox successfully added the first two names to the banned list on Wyre, under circumstances which shall be kept private.

Under Sir Gamboge Skall, OMG, the Ministry of Finance of Orcadia has balanced the books during each year of his incumbency, detailing to the øre Orcadia’s negative cash flow.

Mrs Prudence Weatherwax, HA, a widow of limited means, is kind to stray animals.