Warming Day party on Wyre

Sadly, I have no photos. But the party was, if I do say so myself, a success! There were never more than about 25 people present, and of course there are still thousands of available prims, so the sim stats only dipped once or twice. There were other forms of lag, of course, which affected several guests (and the host!). I will take photos later today and post them, showing some of the current state of development.

The music was provided by the incomparable Gabrielle Riel, Duchess of Carntaigh, and Radio Riel. The first hour was celtic and traditional music, and then we had ’80s favorites (1980s, that is, for the Caledonians reading this) for two hours (Gabi extended herself beyond the two hours she had agreed to). The dance machine and animations worked out well, a few of the dances apparently new to some of the non-Caledonian guests. Her Grace kindly supplied some couple dances, as I ran out of time preparing and had not purchased any.

I had two conversations at the end of the evening with potential tenants, which was pleasant. One of them actually wants a location in Caledon, so I’m glad he eventually became clear that Wyre is not a part of Caledon. Part of the confusion is the similarity between Wyre and Eyre (which was delivered last night, by the way). While I hope (and assume) that Orcadia, whether it remains the single sim of Wyre or it grows, will always be a friend to Caledon, I do hope people don’t confuse the two. I think the preponderance of guests from Caledon early in the evening contributed to some confusion last night.

LL=Lame-o, lame-o?

Here’s the text of an email I got today from “LindenLabs@parature.com”:

Technical changes to the new Support Portal made it necessary for us to change some passwords.

If you have not already done so, please go to the website and reset your password. If you are unable to, you may call us at 866-476-9763. International residents may file a ticket through the guest login and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

I, like many others, was shut out of Second Life, but that was two days ago, and I eventually found my way to the proper place to have an email sent to me that had a link I could use to reset my password. So, thanks “LindenLabs”, whoever you are, but you’re two days late.

(Parature.com, by the way, provides “Help Desk Software Solution, Customer Service & Support Software”)

Wyre Warming Day

Otenth Haakon Paderborn
and
The Rt. Hon. The Baroness Wyre, Hermione Ælfhildr Heidrun Fussbudget,
request the Honor of your Presence for
Warming Day
Friday, 8 June 2007, 5 p.m. slt
Wyre/25/78/32

Books Through Bars, a Philadelphia-based nonprofit organization, provides quality reading material to prisoners and encourages creative dialogue on the criminal justice system, thereby educating those living inside and outside of prison walls.

Donation kiosks will also be available for SLRFL: Virtually bringing the fight to cancer’s doorstep.
Books Through Bars

Barbara Hirshkowitz, January 9, 1950–March 2, 2007

These things I know
How the living go on living
and how the dead go on living with them
so that in a forest
even a dead tree casts a shadow
and the leaves fall one by one
and the branches break in the wind
and the bark peels off slowly
and the trunk cracks
and the rain seeps in through the cracks
and the trunk falls to the ground
and the moss covers it
and in the spring the rabbits find it
and build their nest
inside the dead tree
so that nothing is wasted in nature
or in love.

–Laura Gilpin
Siddur Kol Haneshamah,
Reconstructionist Press 1994

Broadly offensive

What I find “broadly offensive” is the fact that Linden Lab’s communication efforts are about as effective as using farts for Morse Code. Daniel Linden posts in Keeping Second Life Safe, Together not only a definition of ageplay (finally), but also that depictions of sexual violence, extreme or graphic violence, and

other broadly offensive content are never allowed or tolerated within Second Life.

Please help us to keep Second Life a safe and welcoming space by continuing to notify Linden Lab about locations in-world that are violating our Community Standards regarding broadly offensive and potentially illegal content.

He follows up on New World Notes with some responses to questions from James Wagner Au, including this bald-faced lie:

There is no new policy in yesterday’s blog posting– our Community Standards have always prohibited broadly offensive behavior.

If you haven’t been following the recently increasing brouhaha over ageplay and Linden Lab trying to cover its ass, here is the pertinent part of the Community Standards, which Daniel Linden lies about:

Content, communication, or behavior which involves intense language or expletives, nudity or sexual content, the depiction of sex or violence, or anything else broadly offensive must be contained within private land in areas rated Mature (M).

First, what kind of idiots does Daniel Linden take us for? Second, what kind of idiot is Daniel Linden?

Now, I believe Linden Lab should do everything in its power to protect children. (It’s unfortunate that Linden Lab has directly worked against this by allowing floods of unverified accounts in the adult grid.) But prohibiting something widely legislated against, like real-life child pornography, is really a no-brainer, and in fact, Linden Lab should report to and cooperate fully with law enforcement authorities in any cases of real-life child pornography.

When ageplay first came up, I thought that eliminating virtual depictions of sexual situations involving child avatars was also appropriate. Even though I personally find the thought of such virtual activity sick and twisted, I’m no longer so sure that prohibiting it is appropriate. I was mistaken. While I believe that all of our activities in Second Life are real, in the sense that we cause the actions to occur and give them existence in our imaginations, two adults having sex or sexual fantasies while one or both is dressed as a child is not actually illegal. Unless it can be shown to harm actual children, there can be no justification for banning such behavior.

As a gay man, I cannot stand idly by when a policy that bans undefined “broadly offensive” behavior is imposed. I will not participate in policing Second Life, and I will not silently tolerate the existence of the policy. Such a policy itself creates an inherently unsafe space for me.

Arrr, there be pirates in Caledon!

The inimitable Duchess of Carntaigh outdid herself last night with pirate-themed music that got the crowd all riled up at a SLRFL fundraiser last night in Caledon Carntaigh. The other hostesses were Miss Fuschia Begonia and Miss Lapin Paris. I dare say a good time was had by all.

The dance animations worked surprisingly well with sword in hand. Luckily, no harm came to any of the scurvy, rum-swilling dogs that were present.

And oh, yes–I won an auction for two hours of DJing by Gabriel Riel, the Duchess of Carntaigh. Woot! There’ll be a party in Wyre. Stay tuned!

Speaking out against the war with Neualtenburg

Today I have sent this letter to the Caledon Forums:

Dear friends and neighbors,

I have today come to the conclusion that I can no longer support Caledon’s military activities. While the original goals are nothing but laudable, and many of you have poured untold hours of heart and soul into the activities of the current situation, I have chosen to visit abroad with my cousin Mr Paderborn until Caledon returns to a state of peace.

Perhaps it may be that I will find a way to contribute to the larger cause by taking some humanitarian role, and I may return from time to time for functions that are purely social in nature.

I look forward to the day when Caledon becomes once again a place of uncomplicated peace and contentment, and I return to my home in Tamrannoch, and to my lakeside cabin in the Highlands.

Yrs, etc.

Miss Hermione Fussbudget

(My typist also has some additional remarks on role-playing.)

Wyre arises from the seas

Today Wyre, the first [only?] island of Orcadia, rose from the [frigid? warm?] waters of the [stormy? rough? tranquil? calm?] seas of Second Life. Still under the influences of [tectonic? volcanic? glacial? sedimentary?] forces, its topography is as yet wildly unpredictable. The digital winds blow wildly over its primitive contours.

What kind of land will Wyre become? Who will settle on its [verdant? welcoming? sunny? harsh? windswept? quaint? magical? majestic? rustic?] shores?

Only time will tell.

Island woes

The Official Linden Blog said recently that “residents will usually get their new island within 4 days of the order being placed.”

NOT.

Update May 7: Sim delivered today. Not so much longer than four days, unless you’re anxiously awaiting a new plaything!